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Friday, March 03, 2006

米芝蓮‧夏

近日發現自己的體重有直線向上的趨勢,弊傢伙!

一日都只怪自己太讒嘴,無論好吃的,不好吃的,總之能夠吃的,便不假思索地將之放進嘴巴.結果不消多久,原本因為腸胃炎而消失了的數磅脂肪,不由分說全跑回來,身形更愈來愈有米芝蓮人的風範.至慘都仲係連條頸都變粗埋,十足十女版何家勁,好恐怖!

直至目前,手頭上經已接了兩個order,要在朋友的婚禮上擔任司儀.為免到時自己太肥膩,嚇壞主人家賓客,睇怕都真係要的起心肝做番O的O野了!

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

我會負責督促你的飲食, 首先是禁止你到裸露那裏, 因為奶奶常送例湯, 這樣下去唔變米芝蓮先奇!

3/03/2006 9:42 AM  
Blogger Helmet Jane said...

我無例湯飲好耐啦...(嗚嗚)

3/03/2006 10:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

某天聽吳君如"她她她打到黎", 講開性文化節有吹氣公仔display, 很多都是圓潤身裁. 原來研究發現 d 麻甩是喜歡女士有d 肉o架 !

3/03/2006 2:30 PM  
Blogger 沙拉阿姨 said...

其實我唔係好介意米芝蓮人做司儀o架, 圓潤o的都幾好!

3/03/2006 9:25 PM  
Blogger Helmet Jane said...

mb, according to the law of diminishing marginal utility, the best way out is that I gonna eat MORE until the point I am totally fed up with any kind of food. :P

菊大仙, thank you so much for your "unconditional support"!但為免相形見拙,希望傳說中的蜜絲拾拾唔係一條藤條啦!

3/03/2006 10:21 PM  
Blogger Helmet Jane said...

mb,多謝提供,不過張餐單好似有d"cun".

3/03/2006 10:27 PM  
Blogger DDJ said...

問下女人仔吖,巨痩咗好多。試下學巨咁飲多D茶吖?

3/04/2006 12:03 AM  
Blogger 沙拉阿姨 said...

HJ, 蜜絲拾拾並唔係一條藤條, 只係瘦得O黎追求應有則有O既完美主義者O者!

3/04/2006 8:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

我早排日日飲"鐵觀音"茶,唔知係唔係它可以幫助消脂,我真係廋左好多,搞到我唔敢再飲啦.不過我一直都有keep住跑步和星期日打網球,運動keep fit係最有用架,食幾多都唔怕肥架.

3/06/2006 5:46 PM  
Blogger 沙拉阿姨 said...

HJ, 快o的update o拉! 餓你個blog呀~!

3/07/2006 9:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

先攪清楚你係脂肪還是水腫...
Case 1 脂肪 ->
減零食/半晚歺(早&午歺吃過夠!)/睡前四小時打死唔好吃嘢!
Case 2 水腫 ->
飲茶(助助都O啦!幾好味but貴!係office揾人share!)按摩/yoga/運動...囉!
個人都係會推介红洒加芝士,好味,面色又好!

HJ,唔好太索!驚我襯你唔起!!!

3/12/2006 3:39 AM  
Blogger Helmet Jane said...

蜜絲拾拾,感激不盡.至於"索"方面,放心,我呢世都唔會用到呢個字 :)

3/12/2006 7:50 PM  

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