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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

點解?!

因為要為朋友的婚禮擔任司儀,所以近日需要四出張羅一件「很飲」的飲裙.

可惜,走遍了整個銅鑼灣及金鐘,也找不到一件像樣的.當然,像「連根拔」此等上流百貨,必定有合心水的,不過,再看看價錢牌...還是算了吧,反正又唔係我嫁.

行到發忟,好不容易才看到有一件顏色,款式都合意,兼售價合理,而「re-著-ability」亦算高(起碼有機會encore),於是二話不說,聽「Sell屎」姐姐講,埋鏡拼拼,又隨便試試.

可怕的事情,隨即就在更衣室內發生.當試完條裕後,我竟然脫不下它!怎麼,又說這條是Free Size?莫非我真係肥成咁?點解會「著得起,除不低」吧!在更衣室磨了懷疑有十多分鐘,又辛苦又尷尬,最終出了九牛二虎之力,谷到面都紅埋,才能成功與裙子「解體」,阿彌陀佛!

自知絕對不是瘦,但應該還未至於是「大隻妹」.但最近,卻發覺自己竟然開始要買大碼衫,又或者根本買唔倒衫.究竟是我錯,還是社會的錯?究竟點解依家的衫只係會出細同加細碼?究竟點解香港女仔食乜可以食到咁瘦?究竟幾時先會興番珠圓肉潤?究竟我以後係唔係剩係可以去瑪莎買衫?

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i also cannot buy cloth in most of the chain store brand or need to have the largest size from them bor.
when i go to the same brand in overseas i find that they have keep larger size cloth that suit me, i wonder it is because there is no market so they do not import in hk or not.

5/15/2007 12:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

嘩...你寫得好搞笑啫,我一路睇一路笑,好彩身邊無人睇到"jack"....

我可以100%肯定係社會既錯,因我都要著中碼衫,所以你要著大碼衫絕對唔係你既問題.

今早聽收音話日本最近興番肥肥地既身形,女仔要有啲肉才靚架.所以阿珍你唔駛驚,好快就係我地呢啲"肉女"既天下啦.

5/15/2007 4:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are wearing M size then i should go to buy maternity clothing later.

5/15/2007 6:22 PM  
Blogger Helmet Jane said...

choy yee:我估我起碼要著孕婦(陀左4-5個月)果種衫囉!

愛茶也愛艾威之女: 堅定流呀你...電視同雜誌上面d㗎妹,個個瘦過條藤,面無"半兩"肉, 我隻手瓜,肯定粗過佢條脾喎!

5/15/2007 7:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

另一奇怪現像, 係 sales 姐姐好鐘意叫你著細一個碼, 話依家興tight d. 我個人雖然細粒, 但始終有脂肪, 獻醜不如藏拙啦!

5/17/2007 12:32 PM  
Blogger Helmet Jane said...

上次有個sell屎叫我試件鬼仔衣皮biker jacket,大佬,緊到拉唔到拉鍊,兼且手臂扎到差d變成紫色, 佢都夠膽死話啱著, 仲話依家興咁窄. 冇野下嘩,莫非我個樣真係蠢成咁?

如果呢個星期再買唔到件"飲衫",睇怕要向mothers' care出發囉!

大契話齋:邊個係肥,邊個係瘦,我睇得出!

5/18/2007 12:22 AM  
Blogger 資少少 said...

真人真事,親身輕歷:

某次與洋人同事聊到shopping,

我說"I like to shop at Mark & Spencer."其實指我喜歡買瑪莎的餅乾零食。

豈料她馬上說"Oh yes, they got your sizes."

真係「啤」一聲!

5/19/2007 4:39 AM  
Blogger Helmet Jane said...

資少少, 好耐冇見, 歡迎回歸吹水大本營!

5/20/2007 12:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

對自己有信心最緊要! 心想我係最靚的, 其他人一於少理! 話知佢....

5/20/2007 2:36 PM  
Blogger 沙拉阿姨 said...

"究竟點解香港女仔食乜可以食到咁瘦?"

食乜並唔係最重要, 出路相對更關鍵. 如果你擁有大仙的雀仔肚, 包你要幾瘦有幾瘦.

5/21/2007 8:03 PM  
Blogger Helmet Jane said...

借問聲乜野叫做雀仔肚?我果個又係唔係袋鼠肚?

5/21/2007 10:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

也想問甚麼雀仔肚? 難道大仙你個肚有[羽] 毛??

5/21/2007 11:52 PM  

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